Monday, August 25, 2008
one of the nice things about having a few extra bucks
when you've had a bad day, pounding headache, everyone just wants wants wants from you such that you can't get your work done, computer crashes, you can't have a cocktail during dinner because your toddler spazzes before you even get in the restaurant -- you can drive yourself to the local little market, and buy the GOOD vodka because this is not the day to go cheap.
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I am right there with ya!
Amen sista. Get a bottle for me. Times are tough all over!
You know, there are other nice things about having a few extra bucks. For example, buying your once best friend ever (me) and his child bride (Mrs. A) that really awesome wedding present that you forgot to buy because they got married in a fever, but that even now will make them never ever forget you. I mean, just for example. Perhaps they might even like to own a car, for example.
AEA, I'm willing to buy you the nice bottle of vodka. As for the wedding present, some things still hold true - you should be invited to the god damned wedding before you have to cough up a few extra bucks.
Well, you are invited, you homosexual. It's just that we've got no money, having spent it on nice vodka, cats, and a little plot of land in the middle of nowhere (dreams, dream, dream, oh, dre-e-e-e-eam). And while the mother of the bride is unprepared, the father of the groom is kind of a dick. But you are invited, when it happens, which is soon. In the meantime, yes, we will take an advance. Thanks so much.
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