Dear Diary...I'm so sorry

Did you ever keep a diary? Did you ever neglect to write in it? Did you ever resume writing in your diary, just to apologize to it ("Dear Diary, sorry I haven't written in so long"), and then later wonder why you were apologizing to an inanimate object?

Wine + Tylenol PM might make you remember that you did.

Thanks strange lady

A strange (I mean, who wears a cowboy hat to the pediatrician, really?) lady gave me the nicest compliment today. She thanked me for having more children because, if my impending arrival is as cute as Erin, then I am contributing to the beauty of the human race.